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Cliff Lee Is the New Chuck Norris – #CliffLeeFacts Take over Twitter

Posted by Brian Krassenstein on Oct 14th, 2010 and filed under Sports. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

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The Cliff Lee Facts Hashtag Emerges on Twitter

I’m sure you all are familiar with the pop culture trend where people make Chuck Norris into some godly figure by creating short one liners such as “Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the earth down”.

Well, a new trend has just hit the internet circles as people are utilizing Twitter and Facebook to make Cliff lee into a sort of baseball God. Cliff Lee will start game one of the ALCS for the Texas Rangers against the defending world champion New York Yankees this weekend. The result, the twitter hash tag #CliffLeeFacts.

Below are a few of the “Cliff Lee facts,” being posted on Twitter as I write this article. Enjoy:

- Babe Ruth DID call his shot. He called it Cliff Lee
- Cliff Lee taught Stan Lee how to draw comics
- Lebron James calls Cliff Lee “King”
- Cliff Lee only gives up runs when he wants to keep things interesting
- Cliff Lee can watch 60 minutes in 30 minutes, without a DVR
- Cliff lee once pitched a perfect game…. On his off day
- Even a team with 9 Cliff Lees couldn’t beat Cliff Lee. They would be locked in perpetual baseball struggle for eternity
- Cliff Lee put the bomp in the bomp sh bomp sh bomp and the ram in the ramalamadingdong
- Cliff Lee’s pitching is the real Situation
- Cliff Lee taught Batman how to toss the Batarang
- Cliff Lee once walked a guy. Just to see what it felt like.
- Cliff Lee’s cutter is actually a rip in the time-space continuum

Will Lee and the Rangers be able to pull off a Game 1 victory against the Yankees? Cliff Lee fans certainly think so.

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  • http://twitter.com/NYYEric Eric

    These Were jokes. Including the Stan Lee one which was mine. Smh.

  • http://twitter.com/richardiurilli Richard Iurilli

    For what it’s worth, I began this topic tonight. The vast majority of #cliffleefacts were tongue-in-cheek jokes made by Yankees fans, not Rangers fans.

    See for yourself:

    http://twitter.com/search/%23cliffleefacts

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_H4TAOCAV4FTCXZL5WF535SZY4A DK

    Anything with Cliff Lee’s signature on it is considered legal tender in Yankee Stadium

    By Law, Cliff Lee cannot pitch to Josh Hamilton because Hamilton can’t handle a spiked curve.

    The reason kids have to use #2 pencils is because Cliff Lee owns all #1′s.

    Cliff Lee once struck a man out by throwing his voice.

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